Citati, verzi, misli #7

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

John Lennon



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Citati, verzi, misli #6

Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich....



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